Hey, a new Tinder match. I'm back on this. She's looking for bald men who work out. Man, she hit the jackpot here.

Oh. She also has a penis. Maybe I'm too picky but that's a dealbreaker for me. Unmatched.

Got another match with some woman who lives right near me. Within 1 mile. From Northern Ireland. But...just not attractive. Has a big scar on her eyebrow/nose area too.

These are the saddest cases. With fat chicks you can always say, "Well, that's a fat chick" and not feel bad about not messaging them. They can lose weight.

But unattractive people are just unattractive. There's nothing they can do about it.

And I get it myself. I'm not an Adonis. But why should this be a barrier to getting to know somebody? You could be passing up your soulmate because she didn't pass your "would you have sex with this person?" test.

I think of this Chinese British woman I went out with. She was really nice and I had a great time on our date. But I didn't want to go out again because she wasn't doing it for me.

My black friend doesn't really do it for me either. She's way more attractive than most of these internet women I've met up with but that's a very low bar. But you might enjoy their company if you give them a chance.

But yeah, no ladyboys. Those people should be banned from the site. Go to the gay section if that's what you're into. You can't just pretend to be a woman and expect the rest of the world to go along with your delusions.