This is great. Went to work today, court opened at 10.00, then they said they want a break until 2.00. I was in Glasgow so I came home. That's where I am now. I got a Subway sandwich on my home and just finished it. It's 11.20. I won't have to head off until 1.00. Can take a good nap if I want.

This reminds me of coming home for lunch at school. Not that I particularly remember enjoying that.

It also gave me an opportunity to take a dump. I've been holding this one in for quite a while. It great to a 12 incher.

And the smell. Man...it's crazy but it took me back to the zoo. Specifically: the primate house.

You know that smell that you get at the primate house? I never knew what it was. Something to do with the hay all over? I don't know.

No. Now I know. It's monkey and ape faeces.

So whatever I've been eating is probably what those monkeys are eating. Chicken and vegetables.

It goes to show how similar man is to the lesser primates. I mean, this didn't smell like dog shit. It didn't smell like elephant shit. It smelled distinctly like primate dung.

It's like sometimes you'll be doing something and realise that this is how an ape would behave. I don't mean throwing faeces or anything but for example, I remember sitting down on a bed eating a banana and then suddenly realising that this is how an ape would sit to eat. I was sort of sitting on my backside with my knees bent and my feet on the bed, if I recall rightly. And eating the banana obviously put things over the top simian-wise.

So yeah. Monkeys. Going to take a nap now then head back to work for two or three hours. Or less.