He's just trying to get you to read some theory on fashion/culture/structural identity 'Markz!
Anyway, I lived in the poshest part of Wales and my Mum would try and get me to dress nice but being an aspie tomboy it was all dressing for comfort:

Adidas poppers? Remember them?
Kappa (the brand?)
Drew the line at Diadora though...

Well - here's me in response and lovin' it. (I'm not as advanced as you with making clickable or viewable content... it's been a while...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaWWTKTQr5E

Were you too when you were...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpufzJNrZ2Y (?)