81 degrees today. What the hell? Not that I went out. But this is a heatwave. It must be in the news. Well, here's something:

http://www.scotsman.com/news/environment/scotland-s-weather-scots-bask-in-record-mini-heatwave-1-4457358

Some bizarre comments.

What's the temperature in Chicago? For late May...I'll guess...85 degrees. 67 degrees? Madness. Although, by next Friday, Glasgow should be down to 62 and Chicago 66.

You see a lot of people out when it's warm. I never understood this. "It's warm out, let's dress like prostitutes and eat a sandwich in front of the river." Why? You just get sunburned.

Well, I guess for people who tan and don't appreciate the damage that it does to one's skin, it would be useful.