Found a database I made on Christmas Day 2014. I was trying to track down all of my former classmates and where they live. I got some but not all.

One girl was living in Los Angeles in late 2014. Now she's back in Chicago, which is apparently where she was born. She was one of the few success stories. She appears to be never married and no children so she was free to do what she wants. Physical therapist.

Who else...wow, this black girl moved to Texas. That's surprising. Still there, apparently.

This guy was in Hawaii but now New York. Think he was in the military. Good for him. Least popular guy in our class.

Pretentious bitch moved from England to Luxembourg.

Missouri to Minnesota. That's weird. Navy recruiter. Guy has at least two kids. For the unaware, Missouri and Minnesota are quite far from each other geographically, culturally, and climate-wise.

Another guy moved from Arizona to Virginia. I wonder if these are real. Again, that's quite a move. People are moving this much in two and a half years? These are people with kids, usually.

This woman is still in Florida, I think. Possibly California now.

And that's it. What are the odds that any of these people who were in the ghetto in 2015 are no longer in the ghetto? Slim to none. So I won't waste my time looking them up.

Oh wow. Here's this gay bender and he has a picture of this woman who was in California doing physical therapy with him. That's weird.

So many people have fucking Obama pictures. "Thanks for your service, Obama!" What did that house nigger do you for you? You're still in the god damn ghetto, worse off than you've ever been. Obama never has to work another day in his life thanks to his greed and corruption.

Now, here's an interesting case. The second least attractive girl in our class has a 22 year old son. So...she was 16 when she had him? How? Who was having sex with her? He has her surname so the father didn't stick around.

This 22 year old son has a high school diploma (if that) and doesn't work. He also has two kids. And he's just as homely as the mother was. Who was he having sex with? No pictures of the mother of these kids.

They're all dirt poor. She posted a weird message about how her son was stranded somewhere and couldn't get home and was begging random people to pick him up because he can't afford a hotel room or a taxi. She can't afford it either.

She has other kids as well but I can't figure out how many. At least one other son. Possibly two. One of these potential sons is clearly gay so at least he won't be having any children (let's hope).

Anyway. It's kind of weird, I guess.

Oh, here's somebody new. Woman lives in North Carolina, has three children, has the married name of a couple of guys I knew but there's no guy in any of these pictures. That would be surprising because this was a very religious family. Don't believe in divorce or having children outside of wedlock.

She has that whole family in her friends list. One brother is in Hawaii and the other in Chicago. But the one in Hawaii hasn't updated in years. And he does have pictures of these apparent daughters of his. I know that he was in the military until recently.

I'm going to assume it's him, they're both in North Carolina, and he just doesn't like having pictures taken of himself or updating his Facebook.

Oh man. My friend's little brother married some reasonably attractive Chinese girl. She went to a prestigious law school in the US and he's an assistant store manager of a grocery store. How is it possible? She's not particularly attractive but she's okay and he's hardly Mr Universe.

Oh what? He recently left a job in a food wholesaler? This guy is shit. How did he get a well-educated Chinese wife? He's full of scumbag tattoos too. I doubt this guy went to university.

And he's still living in the ghetto. I wouldn't be shocked if he's living with his mother. Although, I guess for a Chinese woman, that would be par the course for her.

It's just bullshit. It seems that she's not working, though. So at least there's that. He's dragging her down big time. Pisses me off.

Where you fellows from?

L.A.

L.A.?

Los Angeles.

Los Angeles! Is that a fact? When l was a young man, I was headed for California, but, well, you know how it is.