In faeces news, I ate a Mexican Hot or whatever pizza from Dominos two weeks ago and am still feeling the effects.

A day after eating it, my bowels kept rumbling. So it was clearly doing something.

Then I took a crap maybe a week ago and it was pretty bloody. I wiped (southwards because I thought it would be messy) and heard a "plop" sound. A chunk of stool was one the ground. I didn't think it would be that messy. This is the first time that I've had to clean poo from the floor. Luckily, there was a towel on the floor so I just had to clean the towel a bit and then put it in the washing machine.

Then today I took a crap. Lots of bright red blood on the toilet paper. You know what, that might actually be from that hot chicken ramen that I had yesterday. That shit was killing me. I was tearing up and I couldn't even finish it. I drank a whole liter or whatever of milk and it was still unbearable.

Anyway, not only was the toilet paper all bloody but the toilet seat got bloodied from the splash of all of this bloody stool. Crazy stuff, man.

I think that I just need to lay off of the spicy food. Or else shit blood. But I can't imagine that that's good for you.