Could be because I indulged in Papa John's Two for Tuesday deal. Although, I specifically opted for no hot pepper pizzas. So at least there was no blood in the stool.
Or it could be because I had an operation recently. It was also on the Tuesday. Had some sort of cyst removed. I'd been trying to get it removed for years but these NHS doctors would just give me nonsense replies. I don't even know if it's a cyst but I've had it for years and it's on my face and I don't like it. It's small but...you know...whatever.
So I went to the doctor this last time and said that I'd pay for it to get removed. He said he'd refer me to an NHS surgeon and if they couldn't do it, they'd refer to be a private surgeon.
It turns out that it was a nurse who did it, not a surgeon. This GP said, "It would be best if a surgeon does it because it's on your face" but this nurse did it for free and I thought, "She's probably done a lot of these" so I just took a chance.
So she did it and that was that. Going to have the stitches removed next Tuesday so I'll see how good or bad a job she did. But...I don't know...I'd rather have a scar than some cyst.
Where was I? Oh yeah. Diahrea.
When my ladyfriend was here, I was discussing with her some of the issues that I have with the Wonder Years, namely, that Kevin gets all of these girls and he's obsessed with sex. She more or less agreed but wasn't as passionate about the subject as I am.
I'm kind of surprised that Wonder Years was shown in the UK. But anyway, it's just so unrealistic. How is Kevin Arnold, a short kid with a lot of Jewish hair, getting all of these at least relatively good looking girls, all of whom are taller than him? It's just some Jew producer's fantasy. Oh, all the goyim love Jewish boys.
Even the popular, good-looking, athletic 12 year old boys who I knew didn't have girlfriends. Indeed, the most popular, most athletic, and most good looking boy in our class STILL DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I don't think he ever has.
He's on Facebook. He has exactly three types of posts: baseball-related shit (80% of his output), memes of boobs (15% of his output), pictures of him holding a fish (5% of his output).
He's posting these boob memes and captioning them with stuff like, "Maybe one day when I'm in heaven". He's so far removed from society that he thinks that touching a boob is beyond any earthly reality.
This is the guy who all the girls liked? That's what happens when you peak at age 12, I guess.
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