Bought some Blitz paper towels today. What a shocking decline in quality.

I used to be really impressed with these things. They were thick and absorbant. The best paper towels I'd ever seen. I didn't even care what the price was (they weren't particularly cheap) I'd buy them.

Now it's almost tissue paper thin. No exaggeration.

What happened? I can tell you that I'm not buying these again. I may as well just buy more toilet paper.

I use paper towels for three things:

1. Cleaning up minor food spills

2. A makeshift plate for certain light foods

3. Masturbatory cleanup

The old version of this product was great for all of these scenarios. One sheet is all you need to full remove semen. Can't do that with toilet paper. Plus, toilet paper sticks to you and it just creates more of a mess. I haven't tried this new version of the product but I'm sure I'll need more than one sheet.

So I guess I have to try Bounty or whatever the other paper towel brand is. I was a staunch Blitz supporter because the paper towels were really good. Better than the competition. But no longer. These are so shit that there should be some sort of legal repercussions. You can't sell a premium product for years and then sell a shit product, disguised as this discontinued premium product, and not tell the consumer. It's dishonest.