Hey, new Tinder match. Chantelle, 27, unattractive and overweight. That's what I'm talking about. Finally. Was I asking too much?

Working hard this week. Three days. One day, the case got discharged but I still count it because I got paid for showing up. Plus, I got paid for two cancellation days. So really, I worked...five days. Sweet.

I might have a job in Dubai in a couple of weeks. I'll be home but the hearing is in Dubai. That would be four days. So that's good, I guess. See how it goes. It might be more work than I'm willing to do. Good to have an alternative source of employment too. And I think it pays more than what I for this other job.