I haven't talked to that Irish woman. I just don't give a shit, you know? She hasn't said anything interesting, she isn't contributing much to the conversation, and I'm not interested.
And these women I'm seeing on Tinder. Holy crap. Not lookers. I think they're hiding the reasonable looking women because my score is so low. You get a score based on how many people "like" you.
I did a job recently where the witness was 50. He looked 70. Completely gray hair, deep wrinkles. To think that I'll look like that in 10 years.
That's how it goes. Did I waste my life? In many ways. But would I be happier if I stayed in the ghetto and had children with some fat chick? It doesn't seem to have brought happiness to my old school chums.
Just look at Spice Mike. Truck driver. Think he got married recently. I think he also has a child, perhaps with this same woman. He used to be obese but then he got gastric bypass surgery. His wife looks alright. All of his photos are staged photoshoots, though. Tough to say if he's happy or not.
Am I doing anything more interesting? Well, I am semi-retired at 40. That's something. And I live in an exotic foreign country. Every day is a holiday.
And my bowel movements are fantastic. I haven't been constipated in months. Three months? Six months? Ever since I started eating that Country whatever granola cereal. I'm going to eat a bowl after I finish this post, actually.
I've also, slowly, been working on this jambalaya. I ate a bowl today. I had a bowl yesterday. I really can't eat two bowls of this shit a day. I have to be really hungry before I eat that stuff.
But yeah, I can eat whatever I want. I can eat nothing but hamburgers without fear of constipation, provided I also eat a bowl of this cereal once in a while. That stuff changed my life. I wonder if I could be a paid spokesman for the product.
I'd like to try their other varieties. The local Tesco only has strawberry and possibly chocolate. Actually, if it is chocolate I wouldn't mind trying that either. Possibly blueberry too. I'm not interested in that.
But they also have raisins. Not so interested in that. Superberry. That's blackcurrants, cranberries and blueberries. That might be okay. Chunky nuts. Actually, this might be what Tesco has, not the chocolate. I'm not so interested in nuts. Honey & Nut. No, I'm not interested in that. But they also have raspberry. That's what I want to try. So really, it's just one variety that I'm interested in but actually I'd give all of them a chance. Why not? Mix things up. Don't have to eat the strawberry variety all of the time.
It seems that Jordans (the company who make this cereal) is a fairly small company. Let's see if they're hiring.
They are but most of these jobs are in Biggleswade. I never even heard of that. Is it in the UK? Yes. Outside of Bedford. Bedford is sort of a commuter town to London, I guess. But still far enough away to avoid that shit in London, one would hope.
Maybe processing operative. Or packing operative. All of these other jobs look to be in areas that I don't have any experience in. Not that I have experience as a processing or packing operative either but those look to be the entry level jobs.
No salaries on any of these. That's a red flag.
There's only one review on Glassdoor and that guy hated working there.
£20,000 for a multi skill operator. That was another one of these entry-level-looking jobs that was being advertised. That's not much money. But it beats working in an office or something. Those tend to hover around £15,000.
Anyway, time to enjoy the product orally and then later anally.