I'm Amy and I'm Australian as fuck. Living in Glasgow, (a year and a half so far).
I like going on adventures, listening to music, napping, and playing pc games.
420 friendly!! (two maple leaf emojis)
In an open relationship
Can't actually play the bagpipes
Let's eat pizza and have a nap!
I'm constantly swiping right on people way out of my league.
I'm thicc so if you're into that, cool
Please no one night stands
Let's chat and see where it goes!
Wow, this Amy's got the whole package!
Ty: Yo, signing up for Singles and Mingles was a bumping idea but, you know, these dating services sure cost a lot of bones.
Will: Hey, who you telling? To pay for it I had to do double duty down at the restaurant. And I thought it was tough being a pirate. It ain't nothing compared to being a salad wench.
Ty: Well, I'm done filling out my application. Maybe I should put my scent on it, huh?
Will: Hey, I think not. Let's see. "Occupation: Waiter. Income: $3.50 an hour. Ty, you're not gonna get a date you're gonna get a hot meal and a box of free clothes. You gotta write the things that would appeal to the kind of woman you want.
Ty: So what's your occupation?
Will: Oh, well, I'm a biblical scholar, a nuclear physicist and a doctor who saves the lives of orphaned children.
Ty: Wow, man. Well, what kind of woman you looking for?
Will: Someone with really, really big breasts.
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