In other news, this Tinder girl replied. I asked if she's going away for Christmas. She's not! Can't afford it! Great! Good conversation there. But she says she's autistic so can't be too harsh.
She also updated her biography. She clarifies that the person she's in an open relationship with is the disabled man who she's the carer for.
I dig that craziness, cool cat. Takes me back to the Gumtree days. Before internet dating became mainstream. When only the really unattractive and/or really mentally ill used internet dating.
Also, that fat Irish woman unmatched me. I stopped replying to her messages so I'm guessing that's why. But I'm surprised because it takes effort to unmatch somebody. So she must have cared. Must have been offended.
Here's how the exchange went down:
(she says she was born in Ireland and moved to Scotland when she was 12)
Me: Oh right. Do you have a preference? I lived in Dublin but I think I prefer (city in Scotland). I also lived in London and that was god awful.
Her: Actually, I loved London.
So...you know...I thought, she's putting minimal effort into the conversation and she likes London. This probably isn't going to work.
So I was surprised that she unmatched me. I wasn't going to talk to her but I was surprised that she was so invested that she thought she'd teach me a lesson by unmatching me. HEY, LOSE SOME WEIGHT AND LEARN HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE, YOU DUMB BIATCH!
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