Hey, new Tinder match. If by "new" you mean "old". Actually, that would have been a great line to use for one of these GILFs that I match with. But now I ruined the joke on an unrelated situation.

I matched with that fat Irish woman again. I talked to her, asked her if she prefered Ireland or Scotland, she said, "Actually, I liked London" so I stopped talking to her. Then a few days later, she unmatched me.

I was carrying the conversation (as is always the case), and she said that she liked London, and she's a fat chick. So I thought, "Eh...this probably isn't going to work."

I don't think I'm going to talk to her. I'll just leave it and see if she unmatches me. I suspect that she only "liked" me to check if I "liked" her and then she was going to immediately "unlike" me. It's validation.