You know who else smoked crack? Max Wright: the father on 1980s alien puppet sitcom Alf. At least according to the National Enquirer. They have pictures of a guy who looks very much like Mr Wright smocking crack in his underpants with a black gentleman, who's said to be a prostitute. I believe it.
But check his Wikipedia. No mention of it. Well, there is if you go the "talk" page. Some people say that the crack incident and then hardocre Max Wright fanboys (I had no idea that such a thing existed) shut it down. Bunch of nerds. The man was filmed smocking crack with a male prostitute. I say that's noteworthy.
Wow. There was talk of an Alf reboot in late 2018. Also in late 2018, that idea was abandoned. That's too bad.
I went to look at a flat today. It's in the same development as that previous that I lived in that I really liked. It's not as nice as that one but it's the next building over, two bedrooms, en suite bathroom (for whatever good that is), and a dishwasher.
I viewed a couple of other flats in that development and no dishwasher. So this place has a dishwasher, that was a big selling point. And £100 less than two other flats in the development that I saw recently. Sweet. I think it's less because there are three flats per floor in this particular building, as opposed to two. And it's also on the second floor as opposed to the ground floor.
But I don't know. Would a ground floor flat be more expensive? My ladyfriend has said that she would never live on the ground floor. I suppose that some people view it as a security risk.
Anyway, it might be nice. I took it because I need to get out of this current place immediately. There's a leak in the top floor that's leaking into every lower flat. There's brown shit (perhaps literally) dripping down from my kitchen ceiling all day. That ceiling is going to collapse any day now. I'm going to stop paying rent, give little notice, and claim that the property is uninhabitable. It might work. And it's true.
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