As Ken W notes further down the Board apropos the Greg Wallace/'Masterchef' kerfuffle, "inappropriate sexual comments" are the new non-crime 'crime'. I'm interested in the Schroedinger's Women who are invariably involved in these sort of accusations. You know, the women who are at one and the same time strong, independent, fearless, trail-blazing, not just the equal of any man but his better while simultaneously being so fragile, delicate and fragrant that they wilt, suffering huge harm when faced by a 60-ish bloke telling an off-colour joke.

I suspect that 'Masterchef' has long been in the BBC's sights since it suffers from an unforgivable condition - it's hosted by two white straight guys. I've no doubt Kirsty Wark and pals will garner Wallace's scalp and he'll be replaced probably by an ultra-camp gay man, the BBC having no interest in non-camp gay men.

And here's the thing - on those shows where a presenter is ultra-camp, there's usually quite a lot of sexual innuendo in the banter. Object to that as 'unprofessional' or find it embarassing and you'll be denounced as a nasty, vile homophobic bigot. See how it works?