Man, am I bored. No work for the next three days and nothing on tv at the moment. I'm going to email this Irish company tomorrow to ask if she has any update on when she'll be in London.

Also emailed my friend about this sleep problem that I've been having. I suggested that having sex might resolve the issue. She said she'd come over this week.

Hopefully it does solve the problem because I'm sick of waking up several times during the night with a huge boner and then jerking off. Maybe I just need some outlet. It will be something to do at least. Pass the time.

Moe: So you guys are Eurotrash. How's that working out for you?

Gunter: To be honest, we are adrift in a sea of decadent luxury and meaningless sex.

Moe: Uh-huh. So where would this sea be located?