I'm going through the Omsbudsman. I've sent them all of my documentation and set out my case today.
So what am I going to do with that £2500? Just throw it in the pile, I guess. But I should start spending it. I need to get my savings below £5000 or whatever so that I could move to Finland and claim benefits.
Let me Google "what can I do with 2500". Nothing. Ah here's something. "5 Ways to Spend a Windfall".
Fly to Mongolia. No.
Commission a major choral work? I don't even understand this one. There's more to it but I don't get it.
80 one hour massages? That's just stupid. I mean...yes, you can just flush your money straight down the toilet but I'm looking for interesting things to spend the money on, not wasteful.
Month long writing retreat. No.
Start a poety award.
Wow. These were all really, really shit. "What's the point of this" indeed.
Looking at some other sites. Get new windows and whatnot. It's depressing. There's nothing to do with this money.
Even prositutes and whatnot. Who cares? I don't want to spend £250 for an hour of sex with some diseased woman.
I don't like traveling. Don't want a car. Don't have hobbies. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe new windows are the answer.
If I just had a girlfriend, I'd be able to do stuff with her. I think that's the answer.
« Back to index