Where was I? Have we covered Nandos? I've never been, by the way. You'll be the first This is Yesterday -- The Message Boarder to patron the establishment, I guess. I pioneer of sorts.

Yes. Yes I am a pioneer, aren't I? Boldy going where no man has ever before (who uses the nickname Wymark on the internet and lives in the east end of Darlington).

I may write a review of the experience, so watch this space.