Also, I was drinking some Strongbow maybe a week ago. I bought an eight pack of this stuff and it's really hard to drink it. It's beyond me how people can addicted to alcohol. It tastes awful.

So I still have like six cans left. But I drank that first can and it kept going into my sinuses. I ended up nearly vomitting just from one can. I was retching but managed to keep it down.

Then I'm sleeping. It's night time. And I wake up and hear a loud dripping sound. I think there's like a flood in the house or something. So I wake up and panicking, about to rush off to the kitchen sink to see that everything is okay, when I realise that the dripping sound was coming from my sinuses. And it was really loud, just like dripping from the middle of the nose to...I guess the throat. Hard to describe. But when I woke up, it stopped.

I still have a beer that I bought like...six weeks ago. I don't think I'll ever drink it. So I don't know what to do with it. Maybe I can use it as a cleaning product or something. Like how they say you can use cola to remove limescale stains from your toilet. That doesn't work, by the way. What does work is Harpic Limsecale Remover.