Hey, found the sister of my childhood friend on Facebook. My friend isn't in her friends list so he's almost certainly not on Facebook.

It seems that she has three kids, manages a Walmart, and lives in Florida. So...at least she moved. And she's married.

Really unattractive and unattractive husband. But I guess that's how these things go.

Still, it's sad to post pictures of your kids in lieu of yourself. You see this a lot on Facebook. "Well, my kids look better than I do so I'll just post pictures of them." It's really weird. I also don't like the idea of posting pictures of your kids when they can't give informed consent.

You even see this in Tinder. That's totally crazy. I've seen profiles that didn't include a single picture of the woman. Just her kids. So what exactly am I supposed to be "liking" here? I don't want to go out with your kids. Is that what you're offering?

I've also seen this with dogs. People on Tinder will just have pictures of their dog. Again, I'm not into that. There are probably speciality sites out there for that type of thing.

I remember not long ago this guy's little sister graduating from university. But now here she is with three kids. And the oldest looks...I don't know...seven? It's weird.

One day in school, my friend stood up during history class and yelled, "Don't talk shit about my mom" and punched a guy. He used to be friends with this guy. Apparently what happened is this guy said, "Your mom has a moustache". It's true. She did. But of course it's impolite to mention this.

I think they both got detentions or something but nobody made a huge deal out of it. You had to punish them because you can't go around punching your classmates but it was understandable. The whole class laughed when he said, "Don't talk shit about my mom", though. I remember this incident vividly.

It seems that she met this guy in early 2003 and six months later they were engaged. I guess that's not that unusual. A bit unusual, though. They're still married in any event.

Seems he doesn't work. He has a comedy "job" listed. One of those "hilarious" "federal boob inspector" type things.

God, so many pictures of the American flag and patriotic imagery. We get it. You like America. Screw Isis. These colors don't run.

A lot of local sports team shit too. His wife is the same. They don't even live in the area any more. It really betrays a provincial mentality. And you'd think with them moving, they'd maybe broaden their minds a bit.

Anyway, clothes are done being washed. Going to get them out. Take a bath. Shave my head. Make some fajitas. Maybe take a nap. Weight coming soon. Looking forward to that. Kind of weird to look forward to that. But can start working out again. Get huge. Get the ladies.

It's not even about the ladies. It's just kind of cool seeing the progression. Not in muscle development. I mean, I guess my arms are bigger than they were but it's not anything shocking. It's just nice to be able to lift heavier stuff than I used to be able to do.