Booting up Tinder again. Nothing ever comes of it but I sometimes get matches. First match was an 18 year old girl, possibly of Middle Eastern ancestry. I thought she added me because I said in my profile that I go to Dubai semi-regularly. Maybe that was the reason. She didn't reply, though. Might not even be real.
I'll tell you who is real, though: my second match. You know how people rate other people's appearance on a scale of 1 to 10? There used to be a whole website dedicated to this: Hot or Not. There was also a version for breast implants that I enjoyed.
So anyway, a "10" would be, I don't know...a young Dinah Shore. A "1" would be most of the women I've met off the internet.
This girl is also in the "1" camp. She's 19, so credit for that. But she's either a little person or just weirdly...I hate to say "deformed" but that's the only word coming to mind. All of her pictures cut off at the forehead. There's something not right about the top of her head. She appears to have thinning hair. Maybe that's the "only" problem.
It kind of looks like she has a big head. And it has to be really big for me to notice.
She also has a picture of her tits. No thanks. You know? I'm not one to poo poo boobs but in this case...I'll pass.
If she's a little person, I'd be totally down. That would be awesome. But if she's just a normal-sized deformed person, I don't think I'm interested.
There's no pictures of her hands. I'm not even sure why I think that would help.
You'd think that if she were a little person, she'd say so in her profile. But she just gives her Snapchat and some emoticons.
Anyway, took a healthy dump yesterday.
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