You see these "don't talk about my lady parts" and "no hookups" messages in women's profiles all the time. I have no doubt that it happens and that is happens with regularity. But with painfully unattractive women? That's the kind of stuff that blows my mind.

Who are these men who are saying these things? Do they genuinely want to have sex with these really unattractive women? They must just want to have sex with anyone. But why? I get wanting to have sex with women are presentable or better but somebody who's tough to look at?

There has to be a line. Are they having sex with 80 year old women? I wouldn't imagine so.

Maybe it's a case of some women might not have a pretty face but they have a nice body. So when you're "hooking up" with these women, you focus on the body. I guess that could work but I don't know. It would have to be some exceptional body.

And a lot of these women clearly DON'T have Blake Mitchell bodies. By the way, there's a gay porn star named Blake Mitchell who has ruined all Google searches for 90s big boob porn star Blake Mitchell.

Anyway, a lot of these women on Tinder and whatever are fat. So not a nice face and fat. Why are these guys trying to have sex with these women then?

Who are these guys? What's wrong with them? Is it exculsively hideous men who are doing this? Or are there decent looking guys who are just unbelievably desperate? Are these guys with serious mental illnesses? Some sort of sex addiction?

On the flip side, why are these women so offended by men wanting to have sex with them? I'm telling you as a middle-aged, below-average looking man that I would never dream of having sex with these unattractive women. I don't even want to talk to them. I want nothing to do with them.

So if there are guys out there talking about what they'd like to do with your vagina and whatnot, shouldn't this be flattering? I say this almost regardless of what the guy looks like. There's a man out there who wants to have sex with a hideous woman. That can't be terribly common. Or is it? I don't know.

If some woman sent me a message saying, "I want to suck your dick" or whatever, even if she was a 1 on the 10 point scale, it would still be flattering. I might even take her up on the offer, depending if we're talking about a high 1 or a low 1.

It's just madness. No matter how unattractive a woman is, they think that they can get TWO men to be in a relationship with them KNOWNINGLY AND AT THE SAME TIME. And they probably aren't too far from reality.

Although, saying that, I see a lot of these unattractive women I dated are still single years later. P Wang. Still single. She posts pictures of herself with boyfriends at least so she's ahead of the game in the sense. Most of these women don't even seem to date. But yeah. She wasn't a looker 12 years ago and she's 12 years older now. She also posts a lot of pictures of herself crying.

Oh, I'll tell a success story, though. Some white English woman I went out with. The only white English woman I ever went out. She was quiet and worked as an editor. Nice woman. Not a looker.

She posted a picture of her holding a baby a little while ago. I thought, "Well, could be her baby but could just be a nephew or something."

But recently she posted a picture of her with a smiling bald man. Not a sexy man by any description. But they looked happy. So good for her. Realistic standards. That's what I'm all about. That's the key to happiness.

That reminds me. What's Sleepyflower up to?

Oh you have to be kidding me. He's posting scam contest links on his Facebook now? Was his Facebook hacked or is he just an idiot? Some pyramid scheme bullshit. Disgraceful.

Oh look at this. What? "If I get enough likes on my comment, I can win a buggy". Dude, get a fucking job and then you can buy a buggy. You don't need to take part in scams and debase yourself and your readers with this shit. Only 10 likes, by the way. No way did he win that buggy.

Imagine trying to feed and clothe your baby entirely via Facebook scams.

He also posted a picture of him purchasing a new Nintendo Switch. So you see the priorities. Buggy or video games? I'll go with the video games.

What kind of autistic nerd is buying consoles any more anyway? It just doesn't seem necessary any more. Even back in the day, you could play games on your computer instead. But today, the games that come out on consoles also very often come out on computers. Plus there are loads, loads more games that only come out on computers.

Here's a fat Asian girl with her homely caucasian husband or whatever. Good for them.

And now back to repeats. So where was I going with this post? Oh, yeah. Unattractive women and their unrealistic expectations. I'm feeling a lot better from that rice at least. It was a hectic day today. Also got a job for next week. Just one day but it's something. Something is better than nothing. Had a case cancelled but it was cancelled 20 days before the hearing. Anything less than 21 days is a cancellation fee. No time for your hard luck stories about how you're a sole practitioner and don't have the money. Pay up, lady.

Let me see if I can Google her. Maybe she's a hot young woman and we can come to an alternative agreement.

Well, these might just be flattering photos but she's an attractive older woman. Used to be a barrister or whatever it's called in Scotland. Then she quit to work as a sole practitioning solicitor? She must not have been getting much work.