I'd been on there for 5 years, and had managed to get 800 followers. But last night / this morning I drank loads of booze, and took loads of cocaine, and basically called anyone who is anyone a massive c*nt, and told them to f*ck off.

Because that's just what I do, isn't it?

Anyone, I just don't think i'm fit to be a part of a polite society, so i've come home.