I almost forgot about this thing. I swipe a few profiles once in a great while and got a match. Some really unattractive 36 year old woman who under "kids" chose "someday". If you're a 36 year old woman who wants kids, someday is today.

I was really tempted to unmatch. I don't want to talk to talk to this woman. And she has work to do, fast.

No problem. The 24 hour period went by and she didn't contact me. She can do better.

At what point do these women wake up to reality? You're 36, painfully unattractive, and do a crappy job. Who are you hoping to find? Wouldn't you have found him by now?

Is there a sexy young doctor who's interested in unattractive 36 year old women who do low-paying jobs? I guess it's possible. Somewhere in the world there might be a doctor with this very unusual fetish. But is there such a doctor in the 50 mile radius who uses Bumble? I'm going to go out on a limb and say "no".

Who were my other matches on there? An obese American and a really unattractive black woman in Edinburgh. I mean...these people just won't find anyone. Unless they embrace reality and lower their standards, it's not happening. And I'm not saying that they should lower their standards below the market value of these women. I'm merely suggesting that they should lower their standards from the insanely high standards that they currently have to something APPROACHING their score in the marketplace. They can still date up, as women inevitably do. They just can't date insanely up.

Let's check out Tantan. I don't even bother with it. I just report frauds. Basically, everyone in China who contacts you first is a scammer and probably a guy. The people from China who don't contact you first are probably scammers too but more relaxed scammers. I never contact these people in China because...what's the point...so I can't confirm if they're real or not.

I've also been getting people from China who change their location to the US. In a previous thread, I posted screenshots of an example but there are others. It's such a terrible scam. They're posing as Americans and trying to scam English people BUT THEIR ENGLISH ISN'T NEARLY GOOD ENOUGH TO PULL THIS OFF. It's the most idiotic thing I've ever seen. Pose as a hot Chinese woman, you imbeciles.

That's another thing. A lot of these scammers have pictures of unattractive women. There's a logic to this, if you use pictures of a hot woman people are going to think, "No way is this real" but if you use a more attainable woman you might think it's legitimate. But I don't give these idiots enough credit for that. They're just too stupid to use pictures of attractive women.

I did get a match that might be legitimate recently. She's 25, unattractive, and some kind of artist/actress/student. Let's just assume "student". She lives in London. So...that's better than China but still a complete waste of my time.

Anyway, my month of VIP is over. It was like £1.50 so no big loss.