The British Passport like the Finnish one doesn’t have 100 languages there’s only one language in Britain and those languages are the languages of the EU countries inside the passport and those languages say the words European Union.
There’s much security in the British Passport it’s the most technologically secure passport in the world there’s over 30 anti counterfeit measures don’t think it ends with holographic foil.

“The UK passport has different pictures on each page too but nothing really to do with the UK”

The British Passport isn’t likely to have pictures from anywhere else other than Britain is is. Common sense and all. The geological images are the weather for the country and there’s native birds in there as well as British landmarks nothing else.
That “disgusting emblem” is a coat of arms like all countries passport emblems has history to it, the British Passport which its coat of arms don’t nearly take up the full cover, many countries have big seals of State is much nicer than my US one I’d rather keep my British Passport over any of my other three or the US one which ironically took its eagle emblem from a British Gentleman’s magazine, small and puny, a passport is representative of a country, of course it’s to be seen a small emblem is no good.And talking of history, that note of safe passage isn’t pretentious at all, they say ignorance is bliss. Most countries now are moving to the “old fashioned” physical signature instead of digital, the British Passport you have now has a signature line on the observation page above the bio page.

“The US and UK passports give your nationality”

Didn’t know that “United States of America” was a Nationality, thought it’s a country and American” is that nationality it’s like printing Nationality “United Kingdom” err no, “British Citizen”
All passports belong to the Government and they belong to a Monarch because historically they were personally signed and granted by a Monarch to a ship Merchant to PASS PORT, the British Passport was the first to exist and that’s evident in its design. Don’t be so ignorant and such an Arrogant yank that makes us look bad abroad and it’s people like you that give meaning to the phrase dumb Americans and Arrogant Yanks. You provide evidence for the true stereotype, further reinforcing that common image abroad of the dumb ignorant and arrogant loud American that’s uneducated. As for “inbred” that’s hypocritical eh compared to the not so land of the free.