On the subject of the media,

I was driving down the M6 on Saturday morning listening to Radio 2 with Jonofon Woss. He was interviewing Dale Winton who claimed he was a keen Petrol head and would like to do his own car show. And regularly chewed the fat with Jeremy Clarkson!!

Ross asked him if he knew how to change a spark plug. Winton replied "Of course but these days cars don't have spark plugs"

"Oh really" said Ross "I never knew that, What do they have instead cos they must still need something to make the petrol burn"

"that's right" said Winton "They are called 'Fuel Injectors'".

May I take this opportunity to apologise to the driver of the black BMW who I nearly shoved into the central barrier when I lost control of my vehicle in my amazement at the trash Dale Winton was sprouting

I wonder how many punters listening to that will now believe the faithful spark plug is redundant.

Mike