Feck sake! BACON? Black pudding?!: but...but...it's full of...PORK fat and...PIG blood! Did you TELL him?!!
- You Rochdale folk certainly know how to abuse a poor Jewish food critic with your anti-Semitic culinary offerings.
Maybe he's right tho and the Observer only gave him the job in the first place to reinforce the anti-Semitic trope of the "Gluttonous Jew": that his whole successful life is actually an antisemitic conspiracy against him?
-Hope you enjoyed yourself btw. Looks far too good for Rochdale...