We have pigs' trotters here for breakfast followed by bacon butties with Daddies brown sauce, 2 cwt of Bury black pudding for dinner with cold tripe dressing and cow heel pie (Desperate Dan size) for tea. How d' you think Cyril Smith got to be that size?

ps . On a serious note, the town hall restaurant, named Martlet after a mythical bird depicted in the ceiling of the great hall, is excellent and the prices are reasonable. Only complaint -- they served a pastie in a bowl soaked in gravy instead of in a separate jug.