Do you really wish to show the nurses your squashed ring? Better still why not take your teeth out and show them your bite indicator.
If you wish for a reinforced butt I would suggest some thermal shorts, this way the nurses can get a grip whether you prefer to be mounted on top of underneath. Should you go wrinkly then just stay out of cold water, this is a problem for most males of senior years ... you would certainly need to change your name from 'Hardy'.
I would also suggest you stay well clear of ginger nuts, such contact would damage your reputation beyond any repair.
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