Tonite the escape committee had a secret meeting, and we discussed ways of getting out. An escape tunnel was suggested, but we came to the conclusion by the time we had tunneled to the adjacent football field, most of us would have karked it. So we went to Plan B.
I gave the night nurses some videos to watch of GK guiding Janpanese's folks in the far north. I told them they were those porny videos, as GK is wearing shorts. They got very excited when I told them that.
So while they are engrossed in that. Im gunna smash a fire alarm and set it off. When the fire engines arrive and chaos is alive and well. Im gunna sneak into the Nurses Station and open the safe. I know where they hide the the keys First thing I grab is my teeth, of course. Then the keys to the Mobility Scooters. And then we are free at last. The cops will never catch us as we disapair into the night. And then once again we will blend in with society.
You see we all want to buy one of these new Veritas rods. That is why we had to escape. They take all our money, so only by breaking out can we have some spare dosh. They can stick their gingernuts and mellowpuffs. I want a good steak, chips and eggs. And of course a Veritas. See GK we never really stole this thread. We were just so desperate to get one we had to mastermind the " Great Escape" and of course that starred Paul Newman and a great motorbike sequence. We will be kinda close to that on our mobilty scooters.
And Hangler Softy doesnt quite suit me so I shall just remain Hardy.
Buggar GK now I am going to have to buy a Veritas Pro. Is it cheaper if I just get regular model, I am told anyhing connected with the word Pro can be somewhat expensive and dear to mantain.
As Always Hardy
Time to go fishing again 329
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