I still think that it's weird that I own the forum. It's the six week anniversary of the takeover and still so many unanswered questions. Well, just one really: "What happened?".

Not that my ownership affects anything. I don't even log into the admin area. I wrote the password down somewhere but I can't find it now. But yeah, there's nothing to do anyway. Change the colour scheme? Ban people? Enforce a strict rule that we can only talk about disturbed 18 year old girls who we're "creeping" on over Tinder?

Speaking of which, she responded to my ballet question. So yeah, *dialogue* with this girl. Man, I would nut all over this girl's depressed face just like daddy probably does.

Ooh, another message. What brilliant insights are contained therein?

Aw, she loves doing ballet but it's made her sick. Poor girl vomitting her dinner. Maybe I can ask her for some cleanup advice. I still haven't cleaned the vomit from my toilet. I think I've decided to just live with it.

Seriously, I don't know what to ask. I'm not going to get into her anorexia issues. And she doesn't exactly contribute much to the conversation. Man, I don't know. The stuff one goes through to get a date with a boring, depressed 18 year old girl.