So I'm going to have to send that shit off to the British passport people. Then I'll be able to get a British passport. Then I'll be able to leave.
But I'm having second thoughts what with my Tinder success. True, I haven't had a single date off of it yet. But this new picture is bringing in the babes on a regular basis.
Matched with a 28 year old blond woman today. Pictures suggest kind of big tits. Face-wise...can take it or leave it.
But 28? Go home grandma. Had another 18 year old match me. She hasn't been online in six days, though. I think what happened is she matched me while I was at work. And I don't often Tinder at work. So since my search range is 10 miles, by the time I get home she's out of the 10 mile range so won't show up on my queue. I was Tindering at work today, though, so she showed up. But now she's gone. She wasn't really a looker but...18. Also, I think she Eastern European or something so that would explain the appearance. People just look different.
And this suicidal 18 year old girl hasn't unmatched me yet. Haven't sent her a message yet today. You know, because she was in school. I don't want to interfere with her learning. The teacher will take away her phone. "You're in big trouble, young lady. Wait until I tell your parents that you've been Tindering with men twice your age."
I don't really know what to ask. I can't just ask her how her day was because she ignored that. I don't really want to ask about school because it's boring. But what else does she do? She said that she has a boring life. That's a typical teen angst response but it seems pretty accurate. She herself is certainly boring. It's like pulling teeth to get her to talk.
I mean, you ask her a question and she'll answer it but I don't want to be doing an interview. And the only thing she asks are questions about herself. "Did you find my Tumblr?", for example.
Anyway, it would be one heck of an internet dating story if I could pull this off. So I have to keep at it.
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