These clowns don't even bother taking pictures of these foreclosed properties. Or descriptions.
$190,000 for an apartment? Really? Oh. That's for the entire apartment complex of four units.
Here's a straight up dump for $50,000. Last month the price was cut from $70,000. Really small place. You can really see the desperation in the description.
GREAT LOCATION! FINISHED BASEMENT! TONS OF ROOM! GREAT DEAL!
**MAKE AN OFFER**
Owner Financing is Available! - BAD CREDIT OK! NO CREDIT OK! NO CREDIT CHECK! NO INCOME VERIFICATION!
CALL OR TEXT ASAP FOR AN IMMEDIATE SHOWING (gives number)
ANY TIME-ANY DAY OR NIGHT (if no answer, PLEASE leave a message or text) SE HABLA ESPANOL
Then there's a bunch of random, irrelevant words that he added to help in search engine results. I don't even know if that works any more.
I'll give you $10,000 for that piece of shit.
Wow, the estimate is 165,000. Man, is that off.
Is that the cheapest place? Yeah, pretty much. What about the top end?
$250,000. Yeah, I don't know. Looks nice, I guess but you're still in Hammond.
What? It was sold in 2013 for £60,000? Something isn't right.
Anyway...shitty Glasgow. At least now I know that everybody there is living in shit houses. It's not like London where you're like an animal while other are living in splendour. And even though you're living like an animal in London, you're still paying way too much. At least in Glasgow, the rents are more palatable. So...nobody is living well there. There's an egalitarian thing. Whatever. See how it goes.
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