Anyway, he recommended that I remove two of my three photos and try to take two better ones. So I took the two photos down. Haven't taken new photos yet. Also taking a bit of a break from Tinder.
So just swiping a few people a day. About ten. Then I see some girl covered in more piercings than I've ever seen in my life. I was going to swipe "no" but then I remembered that they put your matches toward the top of theh queue. So it's possible that she matched me.
Sure enough, this freak matched me. She's 18 (after some sleuthing, possibly 17) and clearly mentally ill. Absolutely covered in this shit. Only a slight exaggeration to say that it's something you might see in the Guiness Book of World Records.
Haven't messaged her yet. Giving her time to unmatch.
Surprisingly, untattooed, though. I mean, she has two pictures of her in a bra so it's pretty safe to say that she isn't tattooed.
As for bra photos or bikini photos for that matter, I'm of the opinion that unless you have big tits, don't bother. I know that you want to show off that you're slim but frankly, nobody cares. And by nobody I mean, "Me and probably very few other guys". Showing off big boobs is something I can appreciate. But a slim build...who cares? If I want to see a slim build, I'll just look down at my skinny girl arms.
Althougb, speaking of that, I think I'm at my peak arm size. I mean ever. And I'm just talking about biceps. My wrists are forever dainty. I should get a tape measure on this. I know that Hogan's 24 inch pythons are thought to be "kayfabe" but I can't be too far off. Combined, I mean.
Going to buy more weights soon. Guy was supposed to fix my buzzer today but I need a new handset and he didn't have one. But when I get my buzzer working, I'm going to order more weights and start pounding that shit. You know what I mean? Gains.
Yeah, it's been six months that I've been doing this. Not every day but I've worked out on 75 days. That's pretty good. Consider it a New Year's Resolution and of course, conventional wisdom is that most people give up their New Year's Resolutions by Februrary. I'm still doing it, though.
Not so much lately because it's tough to get motivated lifting these easy weights. I need more. Heavier weights. I just blast through these weights that I have now.
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