Holy crap. History's greatest member of parliament died.

How long was she in an MP? One year.

What legistlation did she pass? Nothing, as fas as I can tell.

But she was a real working class hero. With the most posh accent you've ever heard.

Let's check out the Wikipedia page of this titan of British politics. The page was created last year.

There's really nothing to comment on. Yet this amazing statesman warranted 45 minutes of gushing "news" reports from the sycophantic Jews of Channel 4 News.

Also, this gay shit. I didn't even know about it until like two days after it happened because I don't watch tv, never read news online, and only pick up the Metro if I'm taking the train. Then I'm in court and the sheriff says, "There might be an alarm at 2.00. We're supposed to have a minute of silence over what happened in America." He didn't seem keen on it and fortunately less-gay administrators prevailed and that idiotic idea was quashed.

So again, I happen to be watching Channel 4 News. This is a couple days after it happened. And there's racist old senile Jon Snow. Some flamer says, "We're here, we're clear" and Jon Snow almost shits himself in laughter and/or incontinence because apparently he's never heard this phrase before. So he repeats it like it's the greatest phrase since "keep on trucking". Then later in the broadcast he says, "Aren't we all a little gay?" while again surrounded by total freaks. Maybe Jon Snow is. But I can say with confidence that I'm 100% heterosexual.

It's a great example of the Jewish media's constant drive to degrade society. If Jon Snow wants to come out of the closet, that's his business. But let's not call the entire viewing audience a bunch of fudge packers.

More "news" about this MP. I mean, I appreciate that you can't say, "Well, she was okay, I guess." But let's not overegg it. These sick degenerates are making out like she was Winston Churchill crossed with Mahatma Gandhi. SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. So take your stories about how she was a better bicyclist than you and shove them up your anus.

In other news, this electrician is coming to fix my buzzer tomorrow. If he kills me, I expect glowing tributes in the news about all of my fabulous exploits.

"He went out with 50 Chinese women who all declined a second date! He was too damned macho for them!"

"He struck a blow against fascism by banning an admin from his own chat room!"

"He once got all three intel captures plus the MVP spot in a game of Team Fortress 2!"

"He slept for 24 hours that one time when he was really tired!"

"He took an enormous laxative-assisted diarrea dump that clogged the toilet to such a degree that it took him three hours of more or less constant plunging to unclog it!"

He'll really be missed. We're not sure yet who's going to talk about poop on a pink message board any more.