Hey, a new Tinder match! Great big fat chick. But she's real because she has an Instagram. Checked out her Instagram and she used to be a great bit HUGE fat chick. She posts pictures of her weight loss process. So good for her. Getting healthy. She's 19. And also has a lot of pictures of her as a zombie. 90 miles away at the moment. That's too far. Maybe she's on holiday.

As I've said, I'm shocked that I get matches because I only have one picture and don't really use the app. But I didn't work today so was planning to take some pictures. I tried to take some pictures casually showing my big sexy muscles but nothing useable came of it. My idea was to use Photoshop to enlarge the muscles.

The difficulty is finding a position that isn't totally gay. You want it to look natural.

I really only need three pictures. I have one already. So two pictures is all I need. And one picture can be fake (i.e. a marathon group photo). So really I only need one picture.

But yeah, I've mentioned these young internet women in the past. There's absolutely nothing stopping them from finding guys their own age. But they would probably be great big fat guys. They don't want great big fat guys EVEN THOUGH THEY THEMSELVES ARE BIG AND FAT! So they have to go up the age ladder until they find a slim guy who would be interested in them.