Your mother certainly expressed an interest last night when I was fornicating with her.

That reminds me of a story. There used to be a guy in school who would just say "your mom" when responding to abusive comments. No elaboration. We also made fun of him for that.

Where was I? Well, I finished that transcript but that's not what I came here to talk about.

I had a dream involving a couple of classmates. The one guy was telling me about this classmate that we used to have. And he was talking about him like I didn't know him. He was talking about how he was on the sex offenders registry now (which is true). So I said, "Yeah. I know the guy. It's --" I used the full name in the dream.

But then I woke up and I was thinking, "I should search for this guy on Facebook (the guy who was talking to me). I wonder what he's up to these days." But then I remembered that he died. Probably ten years ago now. I think he was in his late 20s when he died.

Let me look up this girl who used to like me. Hmm. A link to a local girl who's missing. I guess the mother is a friend of hers. But then you go to this friend's page and under the "my daughter is missing" post everyone just says, "My prayers are with you." Then at the end, she's found and people say, "Your prayers have been answered!".

It's weird. I don't think that I lived in a religious community but just look at the Facebook comments. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this on there. And these aren't even people who went to the Catholic school that I went to. These are people who went to the govenment-run school that I went to. Weird.

Here's my friend from school. He recently posted a meme picture about hockey players always standing up for the national anthemn because they aren't "pussies". Disappointing.

Here's another girl who liked me. A lot of recent posts about an upcoming pitbull event. She has several pitbulls herself. Most of her posts are about dogs. What a scumbag.

Hey, this guy I used to take the bus with married a fatty, moved to California, and had a baby. Good for him. And actually, the fatty he met is also from this ghetto. I thought it might be the case that he married a local California woman. So...actually, I guess that's less impressive. Still, he's in California, got married, and had a baby. Good stuff.

Wow, this other guy I knew in high school recently got a new fast food restaurant job. His work history is all in fast food, some low-range restaurant work. It's unfortunate. Guy has grey hair and never managed to get a half-way decent job. Still lives in the ghetto.

I wonder why there was no 20 year high school reunion. That's supposed to be the big one.