There's a lot of maudlin crap in this episode about the loss of childhood and having to give things up. But this was at least an episode that real people could relate to.
Kevin was playing imaginary American football with his two nerdy friends and there were no girls running in and starting an orgy.
His piano teacher was an old woman and not once did she offer to blow Kevin.
There were no hokey dream sequences where Kevin is sucking Kay Parker's tits.
Wait...was Kay Parker doing porn in 1969? No. First scene was in 1977.
I was watching a YouTube video recently. It was a commercial from the 1950s about TV Dinners.
In the comment section somebody wrote "weren't they microwavable back then?" Apparently, he didn't realise that microwave ovens were first introduced to the home market in the 70s and weren't popular until the 80s.
The point of this story is that people have a warped sense of history. Like I though Kay Parker was showing off those massive fun bags as early as 1969 but no. She was a porno #### of the late 70s and early 80s. Mick Foley's favourite porn star, by the way.
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