She's also really annoying. But what gets my goat are all of these girls throwing themselves at Kevin. And they're all taller than him. Winnie, Lisa Berlini, Becky Slater, all taller. It's just not how sexual politics play out.
Math Class. This is part one of a famous two or three part story arch about Mr Collins. Mr Collins teaches geometry and Kevin doesn't do well in the class.
I always hated these Mr Collins episodes and watching it now, I understand why. Mr Collins is a giant asshole. It appears that he has autism. He's unable to relate to anyone. The only satisfaction I got from this episode is knowing that he's going to die in the jungles of Vietnam (spoiler alert).
Wayne on Wheels. Wayne gets his drivers licence.
First an aside. In Summer Song it's revealed that Wayne is starting high school. That would make him one year older than Kevin, who is starting 8th grade.
The writers must have made a mistake because two episodes later, Wayne gets his drivers licence, which would make him 16 and starting 11th grade.
This would carry on through the series run and it has to be right. Wayne is at least two years older than Kevin.
Anyway, Wayne gets his licence, takes Kevin to the mall to meet yet another hot, tall chick who inexplicably wants to suck Kevin's dick, and they get into an accident.
Mom Wars. Kevin plays tackle football and his mother doesn't want him to. Fairly realistic episode.
In case you missed the previous two episodes where Kevin is in his underpants, grab the lube and enjoy this one. Lots of "comedy" underwear shots of Kevin trying on trousers. Although, it seems that he switched to boxers. Maybe the Jew censors were complaining. "We're sick of seeing Kevin's big, hot, throbbing bulge".
Speaking of lube and masturbating, that was always the joke as a kid. " Lube" was shorthand for jerking off. But I've never used lube in my life. Are people doing this? I think it might be so thing that circumcised guys need to use.
Here's some interesting trivia. When I was born, something like 95% of boys in America were getting circumcised. Now, it's maybe 25%.
My gym experience can confirm that. For a long time in America, it was normal to be circumcised and if you weren't, you were made the subject of fun. It was common in TV sitcoms of the day, for example, Jew Seinfeld.
So it's good to see that America is slowly seeing through the lies of these Jews.
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