Fate. Kevin gets into a fight with school bully Eddie. It transpires that Eddie is dating Winnie. She really gets around. Kevin ends up saving Winnie from getting raped by a lacrosse stick that Eddie is wielding. No joke. So Winnie now maybe likes Kevin again? Who cares? Not me.

I'll tell you what would be an interesting twist: Kevin starts dating Eddie.

Birthday Boy. Awful. Vanity project by the Jew writers, producers, directors, every Jew involved. Jew Paul has a bar mitzvah and does a lot of Jew shit. And the goyim are jealous.

Wayne becomes jealous when he learns that there's going to be a live band. Why? It's not like it's going to be the Rolling Stones. He's jealous that there are going to be some middle aged Jew nobodies playing bar mitzvah music? It's just too ridiculous.