Bought a couple more bags today on my way home from work.

Toilet adventures. Dropped a big load, just a huge log. Then I felt that something was still in there but I urinated so...you know. When you urinate that typically means that you're done. There's a name for this effect but I don't know what it is.

Still, I felt as though there was still a bit left. But I thought, "I better flush first" because I wasn't even sure if what was in there already was going to flush never mind anything else.

Best toilet decision of my life. Round two was an even BIGGER log. How is that possible? No way would that have flushed if I had both of them together. Two approximately 12 inchers? I'd have to stand up for this second log.

I think it's the granola cereal that I've been eating lately. I got the Jacob's or whatever strawberry ones this time. I like it better than the Tesco ones but only because the Tesco variety has blueberries in it and I don't like blueberries. Also very few strawberries in the Tesco one. But this name brand shit is chock full of strawberries.

Anyway, good to clear out, I guess. And there's no blood or anything. These are healthy dumps. So I think I'll stay the course.