Hey, a couple of new Tinder matches. I am in the zone. One was like 19 and in lingerie in her pictures and she unmatched minutes later. An accidental right swipe then.

But the second match is an Ainslie, 19, unattractive and overweight. So this is either another mistake or she's going to be one of these, "Hey, you're really cute! Do you want to send me money? Tee hee!" sort of girls.

It's insulting. I'm not even getting the hot prostitutes. Oh yeah. Here's her message.

So the reason I'm on here is me and my girlfriend meet up with guys for £! If you not interested that's fine babe x

Reported for prostitution.

I think I got these matches, such as they are, is because I responded to that 39 year old woman. I read that if you respond to people, your profile gets shown to more people and hence you should theoretically get more matches. It's to encourage you to send people messages. This 39 year old woman hasn't replied, though.

I never replied to that merchant marine woman because it looked like she was in Dublin. But now she's only like 25 miles away. So I guess she travels around Scotland and Ireland for her job. She didn't appear to be a native English speaker.

Man, do I have to defecate. Feels like diarhea. Here's a fun game. Guess the Stool Consistency.

I'll tell you what's crazy about these granola movements. It doesn't feel like you're doing much but then you look down and there's a giant load. I have one recently, I wouldn't be surprised if it was 2 feet. Felt like nothing. More recently, I dropped a load of loose stool. Didn't feel like I was doing much and I felt I had to keep going to I continued. Still feel didn't feel like much. Looked down, and it was above the water level just full of sort of this horse-like dung.

Oh man, I really have to go. Continue this post later.

I'm back. It wasn't diarhea but it was several small pieces of loose stool. Just sat down and let nature take it's course. Minimal effort.

So that's another good thing about this granola cereal. Actually, it's the only good thing about it. Huge stool isn't a benefit. But stool which is easy to pass is most definitely a benefit. Particularly those with histories of anal fissures and blood in the stool like me. Maybe it's hemoroids, I don't know.

I saw an interview with Jake "The Snake" Roberts on the Joe Rogan podcast recently. I don't much care for Joe Rogan but I watched this particular podcast.

Mr Roberts told a story about all of the troubles that Andre the Giant had just in his day to day life. He gave an example that he couldn't use hotel toilets because they couldn't accomodate his loads so he'd defecate in the bathtub and rinse it down. But how is that going to work? Diarhea, maybe but what if it's solid? I would think that the pipes for the bath would also be smaller than the pipes for the toilet but maybe they're not.

Anyway, I'm not at that stage yet.