Hey, new Tinder match. She's named after a sauce and 86 years old. That's clearly a "comedy" age. She's black so I couldn't really say how old she is. Younger than 86, though. If I had to guess, late 30s. Probably older, though, since she matched with me.

She works at Preeemark, a parody of Primark, I guess, and is an alumni of the University of Love. Profile says:

Hi new to this .... beautiful nice genuine looking for lovex

Her main picture is Her in a kitchen, she's wearing high heels, and lifting her leg up on to the counter top showing her entire leg. She's wearing netted stockings.

I'm reminded of a porn. The file name was "netted hooters". It was some top-heavy Russian woman in a netted top getting some loving.

Back to this black chick, I don't know. Maybe overweight. A bit weird looking. Either a prositute or a gold digger.

Oh, you can watch Netted Hooters right here. The wonders of the internet.

https://www.youporn.com/watch/272733/netted-hooters-pt-1-3/