Hey, new Tinder match. Alicja, 37, only one picture and it's of about 1/3 of her face. Let's hope the other two-thirds are better.

And Sara unmatched me. This woman was so painfully unattractive that I considered uninstalling the app and giving up. If this is what I'm getting, I'm not interested.

THIS woman said, "I think I can do better."

I'll tell you what else is disappointing. The real lack of Asian women in Scotland. That was my only saving grace in London. If it weren't for Asian women, I'd never go out. But very few in Scotland. I keep saving my "super likes" for Asian women but I'm not seeing any.