Hey, P Wang is maybe in Dubai now. She set her Instagram to "private" so I can't provide much more information but she gives her location as "Dubai". Her Linkedin still lists her as living and working in New York but she "likes" some United Arab Emirates prince.

That prince is 35 and apparently single but are you telling me that he can't do any better than a 35 year old cross-eyed Asian-American prostitute?

I suppose there's that Prince Harry (or whoever) who's with some American actress in her 30s.

What? They got married? I didn't know that. And she's 37. Harry is 34.

I remember complaining about this to my lady friend. "That guy can't do better than a woman in her mid-30s?" She suggested that they were in love.

You know things are bad when even princes are having to marry down. That's really the best woman he could have got? There weren't any big tit porno sluts who were interested in marrying a prince? No wealthy heiresses to fortunes?