'masturbation' was made reference to, as an example of poor substitute for long-tern relationships.

'Chronic'? Well, because this furious mass-turbing is likely an important factor in keeping you from actual love relationships.

All of of these overweight Chinese serial daters can't be fulfilling, I am thinking.

Unless, do they go in-depth in discussing Confucius versus Lao Tzu?

If they go into myriad detail on the merits of Confucius over Lao Tzu, then that's throws me.

I am guessing though that they just want to know how much you're earning etc.