Dream of the Week

I finally met up with long-time Manic Street Preacher fan Lisa. We're at her dad's house. I'm making sexual comments to her and she's enjoying it and being flirty.

Then she goes to her computer, sets up her webcam, turns it at me and says, "Okay, take your clothes off". So I'm all like "what?" but I'm there to have sex with her so I happily comply. Then she says, "Well, play with it." So I'm standing there jacking off and Lisa is laughing and having a good time and I'm thinking, "Oh man, I'm finally going to get that pussy."

Then she says that she's recording the footage to sell to a gay porn site. I'm not happy with this but I continue because I really want to have sex with her and she seems very receptive.

Then she says that she's going to take a bath. So when she goes to the bathroom, I start checking out her computer. There's a video on there of her on the toilet, naked, and her father comes in and she yells, "Dad, get out of here. I'm taking a shit."

So I get the idea to save this video which would allow me to make the following demands:

1. Don't send the video of me masturbating to the gay porn site.

2. Let's have sex.

So I'm trying to save the video but in Dream World, these things are often quite difficult. I hear her coming out of the bath and I don't want her to see that I've been on her computer so I'm freaking out. I really need to save this video.

I get the idea that I need more time so that I can figure out how to save this video. So I think of a way to get her out of the house. My rouse is to say that I suddenly feel ill so could she go to the shop and get me some cough drops. I also get the idea that I should ask her to get some condoms to sort of add a sexual element to the request so she'd be more likely to go to the shop.

She comes out of the bathroom naked and I grab her from behind and say, "I'm really not feeling well. Could you go to the shop and get me some cough drops and condoms. Not that we'll need the condoms." I'm suggesting that I'm going to go in raw. And she's horny and a pleasant woman so she says, "Yeah, let me just get dressed."

So I watch her go into a bedroom and then a man in bed suddenly moves and says something in a very thick, regional, English accent. And she says, "Yeah, no problem, Dad." I can't believe this and she comes out of the room and I whisper, "Your dad's here?" And she says, "Yeah, it's okay. He doesn't mind. He's seen me naked before. We can do this."

Fortunately, I woke up before the inevitable threesome with Lisa and her dad.

But yeah, I would love to fornicate with Lisa. Every night for the past 15 years or whatever, I think about fornicating with her and I masturbate. It's a genuine problem. I want to have one night's rest where I'm not thinking about fucking Lisa and sleep-jacking. Maybe if she'd give up the vagina for real, this problem would go away. So I'll make a public appeal, Lisa just give me ten minutes to take a whack at your pussy. This is a serious psychological problem that I'm trying to resolve. Show some compassion.