Dream of the Week

I went back in time to ancient Greece. And just like in Terminator, clothes don't travel. So I'm naked but I arrived at a slave auction so all of the slaves were naked. Some old guy says, "I'll take the one with the big penis". I appreciated the compliment but wasn't looking forward to a life of slavery for this old guy.

So we're going around ancient Greece and this old guy keeps looking at my genitals and making comments. Then we get to a statue of a woman holding a dish and it's like a fountain that's constantly pouring water into this dish. This old guy says that if you sit in the fountain, it's supposed to make your penis grow. So he tells me to go sit in the fountain. I do so and you're supposed to let the water hit you, which I do, but there's no immediate effect so I give up.

Then I mention that I used to run a marathon. But in ancient Greece, a marathon is something else.

In real life, I think that the word "marathon" comes from ancient Greece but I don't know what it meant then. I think it was slightly different but it did involve running.

Anyway, in the dream, I think it had a military meaning. So this old guy suggested that I should do this ancient Greek marathon, which was some kind of military thing.

Fortunately, that didn't go ahead and instead I was transported to a Russia-like world. There was a really small town and the only way to get there was by a rickety bridge that had like an escalator to get up. The escalator was full of clothes. I was still naked so this was great. I was told by somebody else on this packed escalator that I should steal some clothes but to be careful because there were armed guards all over.

I managed to steal a shirt and I think eventually some trouser, though I'm not sure about that. And the town was really creepy and cold and isolated and a bunch of stuff happened but I have to get ready for work and this dream was from about three hours ago so I'm surprised that I remember any of it anyway.