I made these sloppy joe bagels. The bagels all had huge holes in the centre. Sometimes they don't but these did. So I had to improvise. I put the slop in and then I cut everything up into little pieces. So it was kind of a...I don't know...just a mess of slop and cut bagels. Then I ate using a fork.

Wasn't very good. It's just the bagels. I think even if I had a hole-less bagel, it wouldn't taste great. You really need bread. White bread. And not a roll. It's best when the bread is soggy, having soaked up the sauce. It should be slightly difficult to eat.

And then yeah, the dining experience wasn't good either. A cut up bagel with meat spread around. It's like dog food.

Off topic, but I remember as a kid my sister was wearing my t-shirt. She did this a few times. I didn't even have anything stylish. They were just solid-coloured t-shirts. They didn't have "jive" printed on them or anything. There was no design. They were just single-colour t-shirts.

But my sister wore them. And I didn't like it. And I told her so. I told her very clearly "do not wear my shirts." But she continued to do so.

So I see her one day wearing my t-shirt. So I say, "that's my t-shirt." And she says, "yeah, it is." She's a smug bitch knowing that my mother won't do shit about it. So I spit in her face.

She goes yelling to my mother. "Baron of Culture spit in my face." My mother went ballistic. I said, "she's wearing my t-shirt after I told her repeatedly not do." My mother didn't care in the slightest. She yelled, "How would you like me to spit in your face?" and pretended to hock a loogie. I said, "nooooo" and covered my face.

I'll tell you one thing: she never wore my shirts again. Sometimes in life, you have to take a stand and spit in somebody's face. I mean, this wasn't a hobby of mine. I never spit in anyone's face before or since. But I was just outraged at this smug bitch wearing my shirt, completely unapologetic, didn't ask, didn't care that it was just a reaction. That might have been the angriest that I've been in my life.

Somebody's treating you like shit and they're smiling about it and they think there's nothing that you can do about it. Spit in their face. That's the solution.

I should hopefully be moving soon. I found this flat weeks ago but they haven't given me the lease yet. I have to be out of here in 13 days. Hopefully, it all goes through. I can the story about this scumbag landlord. I don't feel like doing it when I'm still living here.