Hey, new Bumble matches.

A fat Texan who I think is only in Scotland for holiday (or "vacation" as they say). I think that I prefer "vacation". "Holiday" has too many meanings already. "Vacation" can only mean one thing (i.e. to vacate).

The other match is a really unattractive 26 year old black woman in Edinburgh. I was going to unmatch but then I thought, "Well, she's 26, she has a job, maybe she's a nice person."

Also, another two or three Tantan matches in China. One said "Hello!". I think she's real, it's a VIP, she's 32, looks great, but you're in Fuzhou or whatever. What do you want from me?

Oh, it's near Taiwan. How did Sleepyflower meet his wife? I think he moved to Taiwan first for a job and met his wife there. I think he was teaching English at first and then did some computer crap and maybe was a computer student after that. I don't know.